i too have personally been distracted by professor andrew’s good looks
So have I!
See, this is a very serious issue.
P-p-pardon, sir? What are you…talking about?
…What?
But…
Why?
I’ve been hearing some similar complaints about you too, Martin. Perhaps we should have a joint session, since you are a couple now.
Sorry I’ve been away. I was on vacation. I went to Disneyland with a friend.
I hope there haven’t been too many shenanigans going on while I was away. I wouldn’t want to have to punish anyone.
Oh my.
I believe you should … uh, possibly report this? For sexual harassment?
I mean, unless you don’t feel harassed…
Oh, I suppose it’s just a student having a bit of fun.
This is…very inappropriate.
let me be ur lolita
I’ll see if that can be arranged.
Martin, are you aware of the meaning of what you’re saying? I know you’re an English teacher, but I fear you may have misunderstood what she was implying.
do you use your own cane on students' bottoms?
Who else’s cane would I use? This is a very strange question.
Anonymous asked: What’s your policy on extracurricular relationships between professors?
It’s not my business how my employees spend their private time, as long as it is not affecting our school or the well being of our students. In fact, there are a certain two professors who I think would make a very good couple.
May I inquire as to who, Sir?
Oh, I’ll let you guess. I shouldn’t be involving myself in your love lives.
Well then don’t comment about it!
That’s a very good point, but I don’t think a few suggestions ever hurt anyone!
Unless you’re suggesting having intimate relations with students, but you would never do that, so I suppose there’s no need to bring that up.
Anonymous asked: What’s your policy on extracurricular relationships between professors?
It’s not my business how my employees spend their private time, as long as it is not affecting our school or the well being of our students. In fact, there are a certain two professors who I think would make a very good couple.
That is, if they don’t eat each other first.
Though, I understand that’s what happens after some animals mate.
Haha, very true, Andrew!
